JUST PLAIN FUN STUFF.

FOR HOME OR OFFICE.
​ADVENTURES IN BROWSING.
UNUSUAL GIFT ITEMS.
BRAGGING RIGHTS.
AMUSING COLLECTIBLES.

Attention patriots. The eagle has landed on top of an old church lectern. All carved wood.

Need a handout? We have lots of boxes in all shapes, sizes and colors.

The gong hums and they run...

This hat rack will hold a dozen of your favorites. All hand made by Brad Fortney. So much fun!

Need some extra seating? Not only are these fun, but they have some storage underneath.

These make great drink containers for big parties. Or wash the pooch, or plant a garden.

This unique industrial lamp was built by Brad Fortney himself.

Need some phone privacy. Yep, it's an old phone booth with an authenic payphone.

The big cat is probably taller than you are! Come measure.

He stands ready in front of our store, but he's also for sale. Come meet Mr. G.

Yes, we do have a flying pig department. These are just a couple.

If you or someone you need a gift for has a sense of humor like these frogs, you've found a perfect match.

Conga anyone?

Oh my! The big mouth one can hold little treasures.

Sight impaired? Not with this unique magnifier.

This great leather box is adorned with a turtle sculpture. A very nice gift indeed.

Flying mermaids, anyone?

Argh. Even a pirate needs to make a phone call.

He can't get no satisfaction, but you can at Fortneys!

Need a hand? Good for holding business cards!

Three guesses!

Is this music to your ears?

We have a large array of whimsical metal whirling things. Adult toys!

This guy on a chopper is looking for a shopper.

She's embarrassed to show her face here, but she is a great mermaid wall sculpture.

We have lots of airplane models (really cool ones) for the flyboy in your life.

Here's a great gift that rises to the top.

These sculptures really make a statement. A very nice one.

Yahoo, little cowboy.

A clock with a lot of electricity!

It's 5 o-clock somewhere!

Now you know where the Blues Brothers went.

Oh. Oh. The cat got the puddy bird.

Here's Mick and there is another stone too.

This dog is named Butler.

Handcrafted by Brad Forney, for your gong show.